Written for the Courtyard Theatre, Hereford
An immersive teddy bear’s picnic!
Bee: She’s the mortal foe of all us bears…
Honey: The one we all fear…
Bob: The girl who gives young cubs nightmares…
Bee: The one…
Honey: The only…
All Bears: Goldilocks!
Honey: Just her name gives me shivers.
Bee: Yeah. I know what you’re thinking… But just think about it. What do you really know about her?
Honey: She breaks into bears’ homes.
Bob: She breaks our chairs.
Honey: She steals our porridge.
Bob: And gets into our beds!
Honey: Absolutely shocking behaviour.
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