Written and directed by Ant Stones
Performed at The Pleasance, Brighton Festival and Theatre Delicatessen.
A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Play
Eleanor Will you take them off?
Matty Don’t you like the look?
Eleanor They’re my favourite pyjamas.
Matty And now I’m your favourite boy. Within your favourite pyjamas.
Eleanor You’re not my favourite boy and now they’re not my favourite pyjamas.
Matty I’ve got my pants on.
Eleanor Thank god for that.
Matty You want to see them?
Eleanor No. I-
Driver Sorry, laddy, but you’re going to have to keep those on. These seats aren’t wipe-clean, you know. Although, I had that horsey one from Made in Chelsea in the back, once. Left a pair of frilly knickers in the back. Bit weird. But as I always say, when life gives you lemons… put them on eBay.