Written by Ant Stones. Directed by Paul Milton
Performed at The Everyman Theatre Cheltenham.
Pete. I need a drink.
Simon. (From the corridor) Speak the magic words and I shall appear.
Simon storms into the room. He is wet and agitated.
Simon. I assume by your Poundland costume and unsupported shrieks that I’m in the right place.
Pete. Mr Holiday. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m a huge fan.
Simon. I don’t think so. Most of my fans would have already poured that drink.
Pete. What will you have?
Simon. Let’s invent something. Take a healthy double from those three bottles on the left. Give them a stir and call it whatever you like.
Pete. Perhaps we can call it a Holiday?
Simon. Don’t make me sick. I’ve already got a headache.